10. You've purchased a sump pump.
9. You buy dirt. A lot of it.
8. You want to buy rocks... but can't decide on the color.
7. You can drive to 4 or more garden centers without needing directions.
6. You know most of the realtors and contractors in the neighborhood.
5. You own 2 or more shovels and have broken a rake.
4. You've had a lengthy chat with someone about electrical wiring... at a party.
3. You've muttered, "Darn those housing codes!"
2. You have a vague idea what points, escrows, and elocs are.
1. You've gone to a home improvement expo... in Chantilly.
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and you brag to a former co-worker about how much dirt you lifted over the weekend.
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